Tebowsexual

The sexuality of straight men who are waiting until marriage to lose their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, Tim wouldn't have sex with that hot girl. WTF?
Guy 2: He's a Tebowsexual.

by ifmod January 11, 2012

Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Alabama during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by ItsThatKnowItAllSunshine! January 5, 2010

tebow

any sausage that can be kept without refrigeration.

"Mom gave me a tebow for Christmas this year; I ate it with some cheese and mustard."

"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste."

by meangirl2012 January 15, 2012

tebowned

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

by mordacil December 7, 2009

Teflon

An Idiot. A person with an IQ lower than three.

developmentally disabled retard

If you fail this spelling test, you're a Teflon.
Man.. That Teflon just ate his own poop.

by thomas xpacius September 23, 2004

Tello

A tmnt named jav or Donetello.

Ewwww is that the ugly rat Tello?

by ASHHHHHH15 May 16, 2019

Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer February 13, 2012