Texas Toaster

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten

Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them

by convojake February 23, 2011

wind tunnel tester

a racial slur directed towards a person of asian decent. their eyes resemble someone that has a heavy wind blown in their face. the squinty eye looks like they are standing in a wind tunnel.

that wind tunnel tester is driving 20 mph under the speed limit with their blinker on

by mentz8 January 21, 2009

Toastersex

Act of vertical butt sex. one lays down other does the fucking push up style.

cody why is your face all red

Nick i had toastersex

by hand_of_god119 November 17, 2009

tasterneeter

A word to describe the act of being horny at school, or in a social situation, usually to the point of genital arousal (nipples, boner), etc.

Jake was a frikin' tasterneeter today, he kept bumpin me in the halls every chance he got.

Lei must have been a tasterneeter today, cause her nipples never stopped being hard and you should have seen what she wrote in her note to me...

LaVonte, you a tasterneetin' today?? haha Cause you have a tent in your cords.

by Emily the Pony January 20, 2005

Taster

A man or woman who likes to 'taste' members of the same or opposite sex, particularly while they are sleeping.

Breathing heavily, the taster whispered, "I want to taste you," into her ear, and then proceded to...

by The Terrible Taster September 12, 2009

Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011

teamster

Lazy motherfucks who use intimidation.

Those fuckin' teamsters don't do shit.

by pzero May 25, 2003