Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

by ta4877 November 11, 2009

testicleavage

The slight area of ascension between the testicles, as they hang loose. This is considered the "cleavage" of a pair of testicles.

Bella saw Povaliev's testicleavage when he got naked for her.

by TheRichandBeautifulTJF! March 30, 2010

Tasmic

Tasmic is a describing word for a girl that is drop dead gorgeous and very outgoing. This is a type of girl that every guy will look at her and have to do a double take! She loves to make people happy and can bring you back up when your down. Everyone dreams of being tasmic.

Dude that girl is so tasmic i cant stop thinking about her.

There is this girl im crazy about, shes very tasmic.

hehehehe my friend is tasmic (:

by the bubble sisters January 21, 2011

Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

by D3moralizer July 6, 2011

Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.

Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .

by dermena September 8, 2015

tactical fabulous

1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.

I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.

by d_press September 17, 2018

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019