1. a nasty meat substitute
2. a nickname for chris hall from christopher to topher to tofu... "the other white meat"
2. a nickname for chris hall from christopher to topher to tofu... "the other white meat"
by lisagirl April 7, 2003
Get the tofu mug.A lazy, useless worker exhibiting signs of mental deficiency and will most likely injure the people who are actually working around him even if he tried to help. They will sometimes try to scrutinize the people who are actually working by coming up with some bullshit theorem they heard to make themselves seem smarter when in actuality they are proving their worthlessness.
Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons
Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons
Why isn't toffer working working?, Man that toffer did nothing all day and the only time he did, he smashed my ankle.
by Stoneworth September 6, 2011
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"did you pull in that club last night?"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008
Get the toffee on the mace mug.A project classified as more of a distraction than real purpose. Something probably not worth interest to anyone else.
The object also must not ever really gain any real purpose or function. When it does it can no longer be a tofuckwith, this object is not considered a project.
The object also must not ever really gain any real purpose or function. When it does it can no longer be a tofuckwith, this object is not considered a project.
I wrote this program that plays flash games online for me, its just my stupid tofuckwith.
I have this old truck I work on, just some tofuckwith.
I have this old truck I work on, just some tofuckwith.
by David Hagler October 5, 2007
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Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.
E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.
E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
"Frock toffee"
by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007
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