happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times

You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt

by Rosealea squad October 23, 2020

Breezy Shirt

A loosely fitting shirt that catches a breeze and or in some odd mechanic of human engineering gives the sensation of a chilly breeze while fully clothed. Magic i tell ya. MAGIC.

"Is there a draft in here?"
"Naw, it's just your breezy shirt.

by Enimz June 1, 2012

Ricky Shirt

A stupid shirt worn by your uncle

Brother 1: I want a ricky shirt for Christmas
Brother 2: I already got one for you.

by Poophead McGee December 29, 2011

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra

Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude

by LegendTwenty7n January 18, 2018

Bertke Shirt

A shirt passed down East Grand Rapids families for centuries. Logos might be faded, but the memories live on. Perfect for parties, grilling brats, or mulching.

Holy sh*t! He's got a bertke shirt on at this party? Bro forgot to get the mulch off of it.

by anonymous August 23, 2023