Ocskasy Syndrome

One who continuously roots for teams that have absolutely no chance at winning a championship. Almost as if they are unlucky/cursed.

Are you serious, you root for the Jets, Nets and Mets. You must have Ocskasy Syndrome.
Oh wait, you actually own a Jets Favre Jersey, you definitely have Ocskasy Syndrome.

by Steel Country December 14, 2010

Cuzzo Syndrome

Disease when you are a loner, you pretend to hate gay people when you are actually gay. Also you are bad at video games, and like pirate booty.

My friend has Cuzzo Syndrome.

by Mr.Cocker May 21, 2015

Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Iori Syndrome

A case where a person(Most likely very mentally unstable) kills off their partners, team mates, etc reason by insanity or unstability.

Damn, looks like another case of Iori Syndrome...

by Ardelis December 31, 2004

Hixtape syndrome

Hixtape syndrome: a syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and too much excitement. This syndrome is triggered by the constant anticipation of when Jung Hoseok will drop is Hixtape.

My hixtape syndrome is worsening each day that hixtape has not been dropped.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

Engineer's syndrome

A tendency for some engineers to believe that they can solve complex problems in unrelated fields (economics, philosophy, etc) by applying typical engineering strategies (mathematical modeling, etc) despite lacking domain knowledge in the field.

"The volatility of financial markets can be minimized by using control theory to model the market as a second-order system."
"That's just your engineer's syndrome talking."

by Honkwicher April 5, 2021

Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

by Dasborg November 28, 2011