Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Brownie Skin

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.

Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Diddle Skin

The female clitoris.

My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.

Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Ham Skin

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018

Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019