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Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".
"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"
by Burzonic July 21, 2016
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Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.
1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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Stretch

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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stretchz

A retarded ID for gamers on certain platforms, there is one in particular that like to joke about cocks , man tits and hairy bum holes , he is also very bad and the call of dutys he plays.
I like to get stretchz marks.
by Select XO August 28, 2017
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stretchulate

The act of stretching and flatulating at the same time.
After sitting in the truck all night, Kenny stepped out to stretchulate.
by nulldigit October 16, 2017
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