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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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Stocked

1. (Slang)- for when something is full like your inventory, the fridge, or when someone is ultra muscular( see yoked) or when a team against you is better and has no more openings to flip sides.
"Damn bro! This round we are getting clapped, the other team is hella stocked!"
by Greatnessdefined December 13, 2022
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zain stocks

sugar daddy to hot anon discord e-girl piss baby. spends stonks on discord nitro and desperately wants to get fucked by tubbo ben.
"do you know i do zain stocks?"
by glizzygobbla7427 February 19, 2021
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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"
by Le0ne January 28, 2022
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stocked phat

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012
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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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