seed goblin

Normally a fat black kid named Troy who loves cum in his asshole and mouth.

Man Troy is sure a seed goblin

by SeedGoblinTroy May 26, 2016

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

seedball

N8te Dogg

seedball - adams dawg

by adams tha ginger kid March 24, 2020

Bubba Seed

Potent sperm that are capable of producing large birthweights in children, usually 10 plus pounds.

Joe: Hey Chad, how much did your brother weigh at birth?
Chad: Drew weighed 12lbs 11oz
Joe: Dang! You're dad planted the Bubba Seed that night!

by Joe Homebrew August 27, 2009

Talha Saeedi

rly gay

this is so Talha Saeedi

by getreked February 22, 2019

smokin' with 'sheed

To do something retarded as if high.

In stoner parlance, to get lifted at halftime of a Portland Blazers game; named after chronically high Rasheed Wallace, who seems to spark a bowl or two at halftime of most games himself.

You lose my keys motherfucker? You been smokin with Sheed?

Let's rip this bong, son.

by Benjamin Fatbody December 18, 2003

chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010