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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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Stage Crasher

Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records

Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.
“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!
by Negre Marron Records April 13, 2024
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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 8, 2018
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The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it
by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022
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Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.
Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.
by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016
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hatsune miku: colorful stage

The official English version/server of Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku! otherwise known as pjsekai, prsk, proseka, Miku tap tap game This server also includes some exclusive songs that aren’t available in other servers like M@GICAL☆CURE! LOVE SHOT!, Just 1db Louder, and others!
person: what is hatsune Miku: colorful stage?
person 2: the English version of pjsekai
person: oh ok
by debussylover April 8, 2025
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Oliver Stages

An ordinary Guy that shoves Gummy worm up his bum and eats it.
by BIGTITBOY July 10, 2021
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