This is Sparta!!!

When the girl is giving a guy head and as he cums, he kicks her in the chest and yells "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Harry: Yo dude last night I performed the "This is Sparta!!!" a girl so hard I think I broke one of her ribs!
Adam: High five!

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

spartan helmet

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.

boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!

by Felly B December 25, 2007

spurter

A wanker/masturbator. Someone who doesn't get regular sex.

"That cunt's a spurter"

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

sportacious

1) A person that plays sports very well (especially with a beer in hand).
2) A person that usually plays sports well but is too drunk to stand.
3) #1 word to describe Spring Fling 2004

"Dude, I'm feeling sportacious, lets grab some buuurs and set up bag-mitten!!"

by Sticky-Icky & Shanner May 9, 2004

Sparta

A sexual act inspired by the hit movie, 300. During anal sex, when the man pulls out quickly, then shouts “THIS…IS…SPAAAAAAAAARTA” as he thrusts violently back into his girlfriend (Bones Points if he banana peels the condom).

Guy: dude, did you hear about Joe? He’s fucking Leonidas; He Sparta’d his girlfriend last night!
Girl: No way!

by Alice A2 August 8, 2009

SpurthiParuchuri

A leopard. Something contingent.

"Oh shit son, was that a leopard?

naw dawg that was a SpurthiParuchuri"

by Menjay February 7, 2010