sportacious 

1) A person that plays sports very well (especially with a beer in hand).
2) A person that usually plays sports well but is too drunk to stand.
3) #1 word to describe Spring Fling 2004

"Dude, I'm feeling sportacious, lets grab some buuurs and set up bag-mitten!!"

sportacious by Sticky-Icky & Shanner May 9, 2004

sportacus 

A character on the kid's show LazyTown, he's a super-active guy from Iceland. Many stay-at-home moms (and some dads) find him seriously hot, even though the guy who plays him, Magnus Scheving, is forty-something years old. He is also popular with teenage girls who love to slash him with his rival, Robbie Rotten.

Sportacus is the hottest thing in a blue hat since Four Swords came out.

sportacus by Chewing Gum November 15, 2005

Sportacus 

A method of taking a dump in which you perch yourself above the toilet by spreading your legs out wide perpendicular to oneself, gripping your feet onto the cubicle walls to your sides before releasing the beast into the potty.

Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.

I just got done doing a Sportacus in the bathroom last night and it was fucking awesome dude.

Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.

Sportacus by Canid-Kaiba June 11, 2016

Sportacus 

a guy from the show LazyTown who has the most gorgeous body ever and the lushest eyes ever, really blue and cute! although he has a wierdly close relationship thing going on with Stephanie sharing hugs, secrets and consern. which is questionable, as he is 42 and she is fourteen or sixtenn or something like that. hmmmm...

Note: When someone is in trouble Sportacus uses his famous phrase "Someone's in trouble""
However when stephanie is in trouble he says "Stephanie needs me!"
This may be seen as evidence to back up the point that there is something going on between them...

Sportacus by dougal_love May 13, 2006

spontanious combustion 

To spontaniously burst into flames

Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?

spontanious combustion by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion 

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff by Yargengee October 18, 2006