Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer

I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer

Spoon Licker by Shawnus October 15, 2010

spoon man 

An almighty being full of power and beauty. The spoon man is perfect in every way possible and deserves all the love and respect in the world. We worship spoon man and spoon man alone.

Spoon man: I am the almighty spoon man
filthy heathen: ah yes spoon man bless us with your wisdom and power

spoon man by breadturtle September 10, 2019

Spoon the wall 

To die.

The little honey is lucky she didn't spoon the wall after last night's drunken episode in the hood.

Spoon the wall by drunkchuck December 31, 2009

spoon hips 

description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.

That model is so thin she has spoon hips.

spoon hips by wouldaben January 4, 2011

Spoon cold 

When it's so cold that the only way to warm up is to engage in the act of spooning.

Our heater isn't working, so it's just as spoon cold indoors as out.

Spoon cold by Rurouni KJS November 7, 2010

Spoon Swagging 

Some stupid thing justin bieber made up in an attemp to be "funny" and "original"

Girl 1: Justin was spoonswagging at his concert yesterday!
Girl 2: What the hell is spoon swagging?
Girl 1: Oh, well he moves this spoon back and fowards and pretends to be eating from it so-
Girl 2: Ew. -walks away-

Spoon Swagging by StimulatedConversation December 23, 2010

spoon coot 

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

spoon coot by Tezdog September 21, 2013