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slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.
He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.
by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016
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Slapdickery

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 28, 2020
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Slap chips

I have the munchies, and some slap chips from the SeafoodShop sounds really good!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022
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Slap Joggy

A slap joggy is someone who owns something they shouldn’t have
Hey! Have you heard of Milwaukee rap? That slap joggy shouldn’t have FL studio.
by NashyGxx July 31, 2022
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spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie
by BdazzL January 6, 2007
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Derp slap

Violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary passersby. You must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.
Maddie and Layne derp slapped each other in spanish class until someone got hurt.
by Zesty Pepper August 25, 2011
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Trunk Slap

The act of grabbing the excess skin of your ball sack, lifting it up like elephant ears and slapping a girl in the face with your dick!
Branham - Thompson, what happen with that chick.

Thompson - She sucked at giving head so I gave her a trunk slap.
by ~BTR~ January 21, 2012
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