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Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
by TheDWare April 25, 2017
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Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.
I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!
by Wankoffski February 26, 2023
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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski January 4, 2009
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Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs
Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!
by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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pancake spank

a spank on the ass, usually used for women.
hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!
by issacman July 26, 2018
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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