Sour Patch Kids. 

Drugs.

"You never once paid for sour patch kids."

Sour Patch Kids. by SourPatchKid November 14, 2013

sour middle class

Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.

For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"

sour middle class by TwistedHistorian June 4, 2014

Sour blueberry

The act of cuming in a girls mouth and she then returns the favor and spits it in the guys mouth.

Courtnie gave Robert his sour blueberry back

Sour blueberry by mojo77 September 14, 2014

sour johnson 

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

sour johnson by bldaw November 24, 2014

Sour player 

When someone's being a little bitch and a poor sport and trying to kill your vibe.

Hey Tyler stop being such a fuckin sour player!

Sour player by Valhalla_hawkwing February 15, 2015

sour dough 

a yeast infection

I would have gone down on her, but she had the sour dough.

sour dough by StanDupp April 3, 2015

Sour Cream Bandit 

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

Sour Cream Bandit by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016