Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

Cream Sneeze

The act of a male ejaculating up the nose of a previously selected partner. The presence of man-juice will cause the partner to sneeze, preferably over the ejaculators' face.

Oi Steve, get Natasha over, I want to give her a Cream Sneeze.

by billybigballs February 4, 2009

Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.

Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

by aaroncopland July 3, 2012

wee wee sneeze

schlob on that knob
sucking a cock
bj

“Dude i can’t believe she gave him a wee wee sneeze”

by Thotmisser69 October 11, 2019

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018