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snatchal

A particularly large vagina resembling a handbag or a briefcase.
"Oh my God. Did you see the snatchal on Susan? She must be carrying everything she owns in there!"
by iggy6471 June 30, 2009
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snatch lapper

1. A lesbian

2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.
So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?

Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.

Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.
by CA-35 August 30, 2009
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Snatch Snootin'

1.Take Hidden Camera phone Pictures of women unsuspected

2.Capture Up-skirts

3. Capturing Thong Pictures
Example:
Carl: Whatcha doin

Kevin: In the Computer room. I'm Snatch snootin'. Check your phone i texted you the upskirt.
by Cholie one and only April 20, 2010
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Snatch Trapper

A women who often interferes with other women trying to have consensual sex with men.
Suzie is not going to the club with us, she is such a snatch trapper.
by longrod vonbigdong March 21, 2011
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Cumber Snatching

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.
'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching
by JamesLikesCumber May 18, 2011
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Fun Snatcher

A non-socialite or grumpy unhappy person who will intentionally try to discourage a friend, spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend or anyone from having a good time. A fun snatcher might also create difficult obstacles making it nearly impossible for the individual to achieve any fun.
Example #1:

Friend: Hey Sandy, all the girls are going out for happy hour after work, you should come.

Sandy: I don't think I can. Bob EXPECTS me home every day right after work and he doesn't like for me to go out. You know how he is girl, he just wants me all to himself.

Friend: No, him not letting you go out with friends is not only controlling he is also FUN SNATCHER?! he never lets you do anything fun with your friends!
(*note: Even if the fun snatcher comes along in a group outing he or she is monitoring the activity making sure NO ONE is having any fun. The fun snatcher will sit there with a miserable boring look on their face or make offensive and tasteless jokes in order to get on peoples nerves and ruin their good time)

Example #2:
A group of guys are sitting around watching football for several hours when the wife or girlfriend comes home and kicks all the homies out before the games are over and beer is gone and yells at her man that THIS will never happen again.

Homies: Dude, your girl was trippin yesterday.
Dude: Yeah, she's a total fun snatcher!

Example #3:
Wife: Hey honey, me and the girls are going out to a movie tonight. Do you mind?

Husband: Oh, sure no problem at all. Just make sure dinner is made, dishes washed, children bathed, kitchen floor mopped, house swept and vacuumed, laundry done and put away and kids put to bed too before you go.

(*he's hoping she will be too tired afterwards to want to go and join the fun with her friends)
by TooHappyforGrumpy August 20, 2013
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Loli Snatcher God Daddy

A person who should have their loli rights taken away but is to op pls nerf. Also is a good friend but never let him touch you because he will snatch your pp
That Loli Snatcher God Daddy is stealing my lolis
by BBC (Big Black Chairman) August 7, 2019
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