snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap

real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

by make.a.wish April 1, 2009

Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee

1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie

by Fargas111 December 5, 2010

Cock Snapper

Woman who loves to snap a cock during sex.

Tarryn's a real Cock Snapper, she snapped Grants cock and just kept going like nothing happened with a wild look in her eyes.

by Joshuaq January 2, 2009

snapson

snapson is the most awesome way of saying snap. It's almost like when someone gets dissed, you go snapson!

person 1 to person 3: you are a mother fucker cock sucker!
person 2: oh snapson!

by Homie Bitch April 5, 2005

snapper slappers

when a guy's balls hit a chick's pussy during doggie style

Tom's snapper slappers were sore after hittin' it doggie style with Carrie for hours.

by Dixon Cider March 8, 2009

snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)

Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.

by john lickayack April 4, 2009

Snapper Punch

The sexual act of punching a woman in her "snapper" commonly known as vagina.

Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.

by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010