smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.

Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008

SMUGGLE GUNT

A GUNT that has reached the size capacity that it can now be used to smuggle items.

Andy: "Sean, your mom's gunt has gotten so big she could smuggle stuff with it"

Sean: "Yeah, she's got a big smuggle gunt

by AJS410 June 29, 2011

smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 13, 2011

smuglife

Like thuglife but for smugs not thugs

My mom makes the best meatloaf #smuglife

by fxbtba September 3, 2014

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

smugsplain

A condescending, patronizing, arrogant, and, above all, SMUG explanation from somebody who understands almost nothing about a subject but is convinced that he knows more about it than anybody on the planet. The smugness comes from the belief that he is both the world's greatest expert on the topic and, despite (mistakenly) feeling superior to the rest of humanity, is capable of explaining it down to their level.

On QI XL, Stephen Fry smugsplained how GPS works, getting it completely wrong.

by Brian de Ford May 20, 2018