smeltling

1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
Plural: Smeltlings
2. Crude word for chocolate blobs.

1. Honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. Jesus, that was one big smeltling!
OR
God these smeltlings taste naste.

by Man in the corner September 17, 2003

smeltling

freeing a dirty bum rat on your ho's chest after banging her.

1. I dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. "lick up that smeltling."

by smeltlinglover September 23, 2003

smellingforem

When your nose is so far up their ass you can smell for them

David is such a ass kiss. He suffers from smellingforem.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

smellingveefeet

Ah yes, Smellingveefeet my best buddie Kiyomi. I love you so much you’re amazing kiyomi!!

“Smellingveefeet” who’s that? You didn’t hear? It’s Vee’s favorite person!!

by Ve3zz June 23, 2021

smellingveefeet

Ah yes, Smellingveefeet. That’s my best friend!! Kiyomi is the best! She’s so kinddd and a little mean at times but she’s definitely really sweet

Who’s “Smellingveefeet”? That’s Kiyomi of course! Vee’s best friend and favorite person!!

by Ve3zz June 23, 2021

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

Smeglington

Derived from smeg, a more snooty sounding smeghead.

For goodness sake Archibald, would you kindly stop behaving like such a smeglington.

by davidson listeronious October 18, 2008