vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast

Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!

by Abs jags October 24, 2015

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

by cumballs69 January 18, 2017

JC Slump

The JC Slump is when two people do not talk to each other for a long period of time, with in some cases the exception of texting.

Bro, my girl won't talk to me. I'm in a Jc slump.

by Meee217 January 25, 2017

Starbucks Slurper

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.

Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!

by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018