Sleep Aids

Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.

So it turns out my Sleep Aids turned out to be a real sleep aid after all.

by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014

sleep artist

A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.

He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

meatball sleep

When someone that gets less sleep than the average person takes a nap.

"Did you get any sleep last night?"
"Yeah I had a meatball sleep"

by TheSpicyMeatballMan June 28, 2020

sleep stank

When you sleep and let out strange odors, this is sleep stank.

Jamie: It stinks in here!
Susan: Oh that smell must be Sammie sleeping, she is letting off some sleep stank
Jamie: Better crack open a window..

by JellyBaby007 October 13, 2017

spite sleep

When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.

Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.

by Saibaton May 29, 2019

sleep hug

a sleep hug is a term you use when you basically want to cuddle someone when you fall asleep but dont want to sound affectionate.

"I want to sleep hug with you"

by #2 dan trash June 10, 2017

chicken sleeping

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017