Shaved ham

Somebody who becomes so swole that that look like a big leg of shaved ham with arms and legs.

James: fuck bro I went ham on the gym last night.

Scott: you already look like shaved ham

by Massetti October 17, 2015

shaved

to be assed

out

when you order something at a restaruant and they dont have the item your order you just got shaved

by shavered July 30, 2011

No Shave November

Synonymous with No Sex November. Men participate in this "manly month" to prove... something... no one's really figured out what yet. Unfortunately, participation in No Shave November also grants you full access to the synonymous month.

I'm not getting laid Billy, it's No Shave November, remember?

by DraftHorsePower February 20, 2009

shavecember

the occuring phenomena in which men of movember shower the floor beneath them with the free falling facial hair of november they have liberated their faces from. The resulting effect drives women back into the beds and kitchens of these cleanly shaven suave sophisticates.

karen: hey are you going to participate in decembeard this year?

myself: fuck no, shavecember baby!

karen: teehee looks like im making you a sandwhich!

myself: damn straight!

by i liek turtles November 30, 2011

Shavedog

A small, beautiful, talented creature, often found in classrooms or on sprung floors. While typically approachable, will shy away from blondes and overly dramatic people. Has huge appetites in a variety of areas. An incredibly worthwhile companion.

I can't believe how lucky I was to find a shavedog!

by BigLug11 August 18, 2012

shervert

Someone who guides the innocent into the world of perversion. A perverted shaman if you will.

I've been a shervert to many a young men in my life.

by Dr. Windy Wolfe May 9, 2013

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013