semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.

the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face

by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

shaved monkey

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.

i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!

by bull70 April 25, 2010

shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.

"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

by AceTW August 2, 2004

Shaded

A person that is Sheltered yet jaded.
You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth but/and make pre-judgments because you are so Jaded.

Judge Judy lived a sheltered life but yet is so Jaded that she is Shaded.

by rickard from mi. November 21, 2013

mart-shaped box

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.

I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.

by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Triangle shaped cup holder

A cup holder located in a car that is in the shape of a triangle.
Mostly used to hold an ice cream cone.

"where did ella leave her ice cream cone?"
"i belive she left it in the triangle shaped cup holder

by bellasue1234 June 19, 2009