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Spiderman Syndrome

You can say someone is suffering from Spiderman Syndrome, when they offer unsolicited help, make a mess and leave. Someone else has to clean the spider-web's they left.
My manager suffers from spiderman syndrome, he just bulldozed into my current project and made a mess and left, now I've to cleanup everything.
by Suaveitsme December 10, 2009
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spider language

When you speak in incoherent sentences when it's clearly impossible to understand the gibberish you're speaking.
Guy #1: Dude Igut a newzi car

Guy #2: More spider language?
by Coppose May 18, 2018
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Spider nigga

His name is spider nigga. He fucked a radioactive spider and for he past 15 minutes he has been the hoods greatest hero.
Man, spider nigga sure can fuck a radioactive spider
by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019
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Spider

1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum.

Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.

Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.

And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.

I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.

2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.
1: Spiders scare the living fuck out of me. Fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, and can make you extremely paranoid in more intense cases.

2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.
by SeparateGravity April 23, 2009
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Spider Grip

A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.

My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
by Mewt April 8, 2010
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Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face
" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "
by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016
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Spiderman

A guy the guys who root for the bad guys don't root for.
Spiderman isn't popular with wiseguys.
by Solid Mantis January 26, 2019
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