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scooter bug

A very Awsome southern guy who does not like any northern people. He is crazy and funny and very sarcastic at sometimes.
Hey did you see that guy over their, he is Scooter Bug.
by Mr.Bean287373 January 13, 2016
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Scootie

T.O.N.: Hey man, are you ok
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst
by Dank Raccoon December 25, 2017
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Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.
Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.
by versilius January 13, 2009
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Scooter

A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.
Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?
by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011
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scooterboy

Little boy who rode scooters in the 80`s. Now either biker or looser.
That scooterboy will never grow up!
by Fuksta December 11, 2003
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Scooterboy

1) Matt Arguin
Skuetr Boi

He was a scooterboy
He needs to be neutered boy
He always wheeled right up to her
He tried to give a chase
His legs were a disgrace
We need to bury him in the earth
by t-guild August 8, 2003
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Scooter Tramp

The female who is not only willing to date you but also rides on the back of your moped to the liquor store and still thinks you're a badass.
Did you silly Brad's scooter tramp, I wonder even she even has all her teeth.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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