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Ryan Sampson

Jewish bastard. smokes crack, likes boys and pennies.
It's a Jew!
It's a guy!
It's Ryan Sampson
by King Pope Porn March 24, 2009
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Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".
I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.
by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006
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collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."
Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.
by en1ightened August 16, 2006
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whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014
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scampi

refers to the group of classless sluts who haven't learnt to walk in their ridiculous shoes and wear skirts that you can see their vaginas. They travel in packs.
kate: look at that desperate scampi!
raj: don't look you might get pregnant!

kate: go back to penrith you scampi, your heel is broken!!!!
raj: oh no im pregnant.
by _max June 2, 2011
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sampuran

A mad lad who has mad talent and a mad dick
Damn sampuran is so hot Jessica
by The t r u t h September 2, 2019
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Samp

Samp is dried corn kernels that have been stamped and chopped until broken but not as fine as Mielie-meal or mielie rice -- 'From wikepedia'
I ate samp with my BBQ sausages
by johnoutthere February 14, 2012
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