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Saverage

Adjective. Used to describe something that is savagely average. So mediocre it's almost painful.
"John thinks he's a brilliant football player, but really he's saverage."

"Hey, do you like this grossly overrated band?"
"No, they're saverage."
by FFkleeb November 11, 2011
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sager blager

This is a rather obscure expression from someone's childhood invention of their own language. Not only does it rhyme, it also and sounds sort of like when someone mumbles and the sound can remind one of a shoulder shrug.

It's literal translation is "I don't know."

It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.

It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion
Mom: Who took all the cookies from the cookie jar?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)
by Brent R.K. January 20, 2007
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Sær

When you don't have something containing nicotine, and you have to get some from your mates

This is a Norwegian word, and therefor the strange "æ"-letter.

on English "sær" is pronounced as "Saer"
Boy: Ooo, damn! I dont have any cigarettes left. Can i please sær one from you?
by DjOlav December 19, 2010
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Saerom

small asian kid. definitely from korea. the good one. likes to pet wenises. loves argentina.
has the most heavenly voice in the world next to adele and the gag-ster. chances are you'll either find her in the library doing homework or eating in your kitchen. she loves cookies...... so be sure to hide them.
strengths: can survive deadly car crashes, smart student, very personable. great in bed.
weaknesses: voldemort, cookies, lady gaga videos. grey's anatomy, pretty little liars, glee, modern family, vampire diaries (if you couldn't tell, TV junkie).

if you have the opportunity to meet a saerom, chances are..... you are one lucky person and you should test your luck in vegas.
Person 1 - "Can I come over to your place? I need some cookies."
Person 2 - "Oh, how Saerom of you."

"I would love to go out tonight, but my scar is hurting so badly. Now I know how Saerom feels when Voldemort is near."
by lordy voldy December 15, 2011
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saber

Woman in her very early 30s who are on the prowl. A cougar pup if you will.
Im going saber hunting tonight. Whos in?
by Stack Jack January 8, 2008
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safer than heaven

a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever...
"Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."

"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever."

"Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH

"Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE"
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
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Salers syndrome

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.
"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."
by Jean Claude du boredguy August 4, 2008
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