Sam 

Sam- A person, or douche bag, that refuses to believe he is flawed and may as well just go suck a fat dick and call himself a cock. The only way he gets laid is to get drunk and fuck a fat chick. Yes, this is true. Also short for, Small Ass Muncher.

Dude don't pull a Sam; That chick is fat as hell.

Sam by A person!!! February 22, 2010

Sam 

Large, bear like object, enjoys salmon, friget and enjoys taras mouth area. known to get wood over taras fine, fine body

oh man, did you see that sam bear getting horny over tara? imagine the after sex salmon they'll have

Sam by hahahnoreally? March 3, 2009

Sam 

A common name given to women with an extreme sexual craving. (Whore) They are usually found walking the streets, either in search of chick or dicks. The name "Sam," is derived from the english word, "Sample." This is because many dicks are "sampled" before she settles on just one. These "women" are often are raised out of Manchester, NH.

That Sam has fucked the whole town. When do you think she will settle down?

Sam by HollaAtYaGwalla January 21, 2010

sam 

a part of uncle sam

that sam has the charecters of a typical Uncle Sam

sam by johny1234 September 26, 2006

Sam 

1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"

Sam by it's-true December 13, 2010

sam 

the biggest manwhore in rustburg. loves to lie and play games, been with lori for awhile but still fucks around with anything he can fuck. Fat ugly chunky loose whore..he fucks them all. His dick controls him and its disgusting. One boy you cannot trust, he has problems. Grosss

girl, i got drunk and hooked up with sam calohan last night" "oh girl i did too! that nasty" "gross girl, and look lori is still with him" "poor girl" "plus his dick wasnt even good!

sam by anonymousbaybaye December 19, 2010

sam 

Freaking douche bag. he likes men.

"sam, your such a freakin douche bag for raping my dog"

sam by The roflemonster April 22, 2009