Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy

Sam shut the fuck up

by computerroom101 November 24, 2021

Sam

The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny

That girl Samantha really gets me

by Lovinallthepussy November 6, 2016

Sam

A very small male

Jack: holy shit that dude is fucking tiny!

Rob: he must be a Sam

by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018

Sam

A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him

I had a fun experience with Sam last night

by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT

That Sam there Yh is a batty boi

by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019