Swatoosee

When you smack someone in the back of their head in an upwards motion

If you keep talking like that , i'm gonna give you a swatoosee !!

by The man the myth thelegend March 13, 2019

Statzap

The transition back from rumination to the immediacy of direct experience, when the vividness of presence rings with contrast to the absence of awareness the moment before.

”Statzap!”
”As the phone rang, he statzapped, and answered what would be the most important call in his life”

by Mr.Marulk October 3, 2019

Swatg

just a fast way to type “swear to god” instead of “stg” so you look more trendy and different 😭😭 it’s like if you were to say stg but really fast like swatagod but it’s swatg. 😃bwoy

ONLY USED IN TEXTS, DONT SAY THIS IRL

Bwoy 1: “That bitch got a fat ass I swatg”
Bwoy 2: “Onggg bro I swatg I would tap”

by sasukeyams April 6, 2020

swartzlander

People who act like total idiots or dumbasses that can ruin ur life if u make the wrong move.

Swartzlander is the most fun but weird people u will ever meet. Don't fuck with a Swartzlander or then ur stuck with them forever

They is not explanation for Swartzlander😑

by Jamie Foxy April 13, 2020

SWATLaws

n. a dangerous blend of town Bylaws ticket writers outfitted in black SWAT uniforms, bulletproof vests, tactical flashlights and trucks with light bars and sirens. When you park in the wrong place they are ready!

Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"

by You rReal Name June 19, 2020

SWAT

When you wanna cop shit so hard you go in like SWAT.

Damn bro you see them air force ones on stockx? I'm about to SWAT that shit.

by Dopecracka July 1, 2020

snatzle

dessert that you have for breakfast

idiots eat snatzle for lunch

by Kirit__________ July 15, 2020