starter bro

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.

Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.

by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017

Stumart

When someone is smarter then you but they are also stupid.

Human 1: And she did that number and told me
Human 2: that's not a number
Human 1: you know what I mean
Human 2: clearly I don't
Human 1: your stumart

by Lucy.Elizabeth August 10, 2019

squarters

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

Stunart

The perfect balance of based, but also smart. Stunart is very rich and everyone likes him. He usually has 50+ women in his DMs, and enjoy socializing with many different crowds.

"Dude Stunart just bought me a Lamborghini for sucking him off"

by Sweatyasscrack May 6, 2021

Sturtevant

To take a shit in a public toilet that is so horrendous that people flee the area, often in a state of panic or fear.

Friend 1: it’s a shame that lovely cafe went out of business. I really enjoyed the home made cakes.
Friend 2: yes, it was never the same after Andy sturtevanted the place last year. People just couldn’t forget…

by RJ Giants January 9, 2022

Cellular Startle

The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience

I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.

by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006

Stogie Starter

Stogie Starter a lighter.

You got a stogie starter? i needa light.

by okie Doke! April 1, 2009