leet speak 

The first and simplest known origins of this out of control language were seen on calculators.
The number 71077345 when viewed upside down on a calculator reads 'ShellOil'. The language progressed from there.

From ShellOil to leet.

leet speak by Diego December 8, 2003

1337 speak 

An internet language commonly used in online games. Goal is to replace as much letters with numbers and symbols as possible. 1337 being short for "elite"

y0u 607 pw3ned 1 4m ub3r 1337 t3h r0x0z!

1337 speak by primeD August 6, 2004

eleon-speak 

A fast-spoken, techno-filled stream of conscious string of spoken thought that is almost impossible to follow, even by the most fluent -- but ultimately is correct. If the listener can understand what is being said, they could almost definitely have the answer to life, the universe and everything(tm), but most folks simply nod their head and allow their eyes to glaze over.

"Oh -- you start at 1, so we should go with 8, but that does not mean 16 is correct next, and we should look into a better equation to not need the 4 or 8 step. We should also check out an index on the call of the data from the system to speed it all up."

eleon-speak by Jantis January 15, 2004

cleav speak 

The deep vocal tone produced by putting one's face between a pair of relatively large breasts and talking.

"I was motorboating my girl last night and tried to talk dirty, but it came out in cleav speak. Totally killed the vibe."

cleav speak by Neter Porth January 14, 2009

THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF 

*whispered*
two-thousand-sixteen

2016

"Remember when we went to DC?"
"Shhh, we do not speak of that year."
"What year?"
"THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF."

THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF by bl33d3r December 21, 2016

leet speak 

leet speak or 1337 5p34|< was originally used by hackers as a way to send messages, now is used by hardcore gamers to insult. leet or 1337 is derived from the word elite meaning simply the best.

|)1|) _|00 533 /\/\3 |>\/\//\/><0|2
|)47 /\/008?
translation: did you see me own that noob?

leet speak by that guy June 29, 2004

e-speak 

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)

I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.

e-speak by jfkelley March 5, 2009