smackalacka

A two player smacking game. Players start on opposite ends of the room and approach eachother while acting like apes and making ape noises in a rythmic manner. Once next to each other the players quickly spin in circles letting gravity control their arms. The players continue spinning while saying "smackalacka-lacka-lacka..." until one player can't take it anymore. At which point a winner is crowned

Dude, whose up for Smackalacka tournament!

by clifford July 15, 2003

smackdacky

An edible piece of drywall that comes complete with a spackle spread, packaged like a Cheese & Crackers.

"Hey Cletus, pass some of that there Smackdacky over here."

by Krakky McKraken December 16, 2004

Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

smack heem

A person that is beyond high or smacked.

DMV Natives: Slim- Ay moe I'm smack heem .

Moe: I stamp this some good gas bruh. I'm coppin from him from now on.

by DMV Slang September 10, 2016

SMACARONI

A girl who stays with her boyfriend at home but flirts with multiple people online.Multiple means more than one.

Don't make excuses, smacaroni.
You'll never become a good wife if you are a smacaroni.

by DEWALT Screwdriver Bit Set February 9, 2023

smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

by Pete November 28, 2003

gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.

1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.

by Petey Pie October 25, 2005