Elias simmons

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting

Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.

by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023

Ben Simmons

A 6'10 pg who is arguably the goat who has a higher FG% than Steph Curry while shooting with his left hand even though he is a righty.

Ben Simmons is the GOAT

by Ben Simmons Fan June 8, 2023

Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.

That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.

by Susbus123 October 17, 2023

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

Low simmer

It is a metaphor for slow masterbation for an extensive period of time. This often steams up the room of the occupant taking part in the act. Similar to slow stroking it.

“ Jakob said to Cody that he put in on a low simmer “

by xd UnbuiltPlate June 12, 2024

Lucas Simmons

Lucas Simmons aka licas aka reacas. Is a male specimen who thinks he has hops because he is apart of the basket ball community. “Black”. He thinks he’s all that cause he ball hawks but he buns. Thinks he’s on his “winter arc” but he just likes dudes. His girlfriend also broke up with him because he nigger

Lucas Simmons has zero huzz

by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024

Brick Simmons

The guy who bricks all his threes, also known as Benedict Simmons.

Brick Simmons made a three! For the first time in forever...

by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025