Shmeed

The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.

You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.

by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007

Shameem

describes any attractive female, in particular, one with a exceptionally fit, makes you say PHWOAAAR type of body.

"God this place is full of dogs, won't find a shameem in here, let's fucking go before i end up with me beer goggles on"

by Mr Capital Hill August 23, 2011

Schmeeph

From the fabulous and clever people of the LA area, Schmeeph is the essential "verb". It takes the place and syntactical structure of any verb, particularly for the purposes of censoring.

"What the Schmeeph is that?", or "If you even think I'm getting in the Schmeephing car..." are acceptable uses of "Schmeeph". "Let's go Schmeeph" can also be used meaning, "lets go: walk, play, run..."
*VERB*

by California March 9, 2005

shmeeb

a strong, tough man boob

Nice shmeebs there Kory!

by Kory S June 17, 2007

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

shmeeter

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.

"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."

by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004