Sam I am

Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.

Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am

by YoHansII January 13, 2004

Sam-jack

Verb. The act of giving a monologue before killing someone. Also, the act of giving a monologue before being killed. In both instances, this is used to dramatic effect in movies.

The name is taken from the actor Samuel L. Jackson who has made extensive use of this effect.

See Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction and Russell Franklin in Deep Blue Sea, where Samuel L. Jackson sam-jacks someone and himself is sam-jacked.

Also, the Boondock Saints movie contains several similar scenes where the brothers sam-jack criminals while reciting a Catholic prayer.

by kahn989 August 21, 2009

Sam Pepper

The act of getting on top of a girl with your penis out, and continuing to masterbate.

Hey babe can I Sam Pepper you?

by jmon3000 October 30, 2014

Sam Hornish Jr.

The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.

Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

sam payne

that dick head in year 10 that lies constantly

sam payne did you get ran over by a tracker? sam payne: ye it was a cumbine havaster

by sampayne January 2, 2011

Sam Witwicky

The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.

Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?

Man#1: You know it!

by Dr. Ding Dong June 5, 2011

Tucan Sam

The act of eating out a girl from behind while simultaneously tickling her asshole with your nose.

"dude last night when i was eating out christelle from behind, she was digging the tucan sam i was giving her"

by The Proper Tucan Sam December 23, 2008