Roid Rage

Medical condition where symptoms frequently include, but are not limited to: Agression, sudden outbursts of a frequently profane nature, random acts of agression towards innocent bystanders or inanimate objects - may border on violence. Pained look in the eyes and late stages include crying, sobbing and lethargy. Persons afflicted by this are typically owners of AndROID phones, the condition is often triggerede when you owner is no longer able to update his mobile due to insufficient memory (Also see Burn Phone).

What do you mean I have ROID RAGE? IT ‘S NOT MY FAULT THE LATEST ADNROID UPDATE has rendered my expensive mobile a paperweight.

by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017

Roidigh

A girl

Aisling Ní Roidigh

by DictionaryFH December 15, 2017

Roadsie

An epic drink consumed while on an epic journey with your epic broskies while on epic shenanigans.

Dude!! I’m on my way to get you. Get me a roadsie out the fridge.

by Flojo3187 June 6, 2018

rodshield

THE ONLY LOYAL NIGGA ON THE PLANET EARTH.

Rodshield He's loyal

by Mrvakabon October 6, 2018

Roisin

Never be friends with a Roisin cuz they will tout on you, they are mean and bossy and ugly ewww

Person1: OMW who told the teacher about us misbehaving?
Person2: Roisin probably

by Meowddefiir November 17, 2018

Roisin

A really cute and kind girl that you will begin to like rly quick, Roisin and Adam shud rly go out

Person : she’s so hot
Adam: back off m8 thats my Roisin

by , btw you have aids February 13, 2019

roadside untwisting-stroll

Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.

I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".

by QuacksO April 29, 2019