Ryan

If your name is Ryan your a very nice funny caring person that gets in trouble sometimes but still has a big heart you put others before yourself especially if your dating that person people often think your saying Brian when you introduce yourself

Person 1: hi my name is Ryan

Person 2: nice to meet you Brian

by Miiiaaaaa January 18, 2021

Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants

Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.

by Urmom123829371947291 March 3, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

Ryan

The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.

Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay.
Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?

by youvealreadywrittendefinitions June 9, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a complicated guy. He’s hard to read and you’ll never understand him. Ryan is a great friend and will always be there for you but he isn’t as innocent as he looks. He’s very tall, blonde hair, brown eyes and is really really sweet. He looks and acts as if he’s really innocent but once you start speaking to him and he tells you the things he’s done… OH MY!! you won’t even believe it.

I’m gonna be such a Ryan at this party tonight

Imagine being called Ryan… you’re too lucky!

by Someone took me name July 23, 2021