Bug in a Rug

When you are getting sucked off by a bald woman, you jiz on her head and put her wig back on.

That bald woman was sucking me off so I gave her a bug in a rug.

by Dkfusion November 3, 2008

rug burn

A rigorous handjob performed upon a male as the female rubs his erect penis through his blue jeans' barrier.

Yo son, i heard you got a bad ass rug burn the other night.... that sucks.

by DideeDuo April 15, 2009

rugged guy

A guy that does above the minimum to keep up his appearance.

Michael does a good job keeping up his appearance. He clips his toenails and fingernails with clippers. When his girlfriend Jasmine asked him "why don't you just file your fingernails with a filer?" Michael replied, "I don't know how to do all that. I'm a rugged guy "

by 10M😍😗😘😙☺20,12,4,8,6,12 August 29, 2017

sheepskin rug

When you t-bag someone with an undercut

"We should sheepskin rug his head"

by musical9insanity May 20, 2017

persian rug

something white PTA moms use to make their suburban home look more “ethnic”

“wow! look at this new persian rug I just bought colby! doesn’t it make it look more... vibrant?!”

by craZyneons February 13, 2019

rugged bia

a bia thats rugged

by anus October 7, 2003

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020