The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.
Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.
There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?
In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.
There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?
In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.
by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016
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Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(
by Adrian June 1, 2004
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A type of condom, usually made of latex, but can be sometimes made of lambskin(not really lambskin, but the intestines).
by chris galehouse March 26, 2008
Get the Rubber mug.general insult; a rubber (noun) is another name for a person of questionable judgment in its most mild form and an outright dick in the worst
by J B October 12, 2004
Get the rubber mug.a young male drunk. Enjoys 6 cans, 10 pints, 2 shots of aftershock and a bit of sick on a typical night out. Regular meetings (rubber sessions) can take place between groups of rubberheads. Rubberheads can be found 'out on the rubber' getting 'rubbered' any time outside normal office hours.
no rich you cannot come to the dinner party on friday cos you will just be the rubberhead in the corner getting rubbered and then you will puke on dixons dress.
by Icer April 28, 2004
Get the rubberhead mug.When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Man I was totally rubbered last night! The harder I tried to keep my feet on the ground, the more I was wobbling all over the place.
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