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Robert

An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.
Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 3, 2021
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Generally a giant nerd, he likes DnD and video games even though he's a old man. Super power - will rant your ears of. He is kinda crusty and a bit of a jerk but he grows on you.
He's rather odd
Yeah that Robert for ya
by M&DB July 27, 2021
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A mother fucker (when they let him) that is the reason we have to take a sexual abuse course at work.
There’s no one like Robert at work.
by YourNameWasCarlosOnce November 6, 2021
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BIG HUMONGOUS PENIS. SO BIG. HUGE PENIS MAN.
Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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A man who doesn't shit
HOW THE FUCK HAS ROBERT HELD IT IN FOR 200 HOURS?
by W92nxz August 28, 2021
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I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
I caught Robert crossdressing just to fool a guy into buying him stuff off Amazon.
by Scorviee September 6, 2021
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A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
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