ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

ROFLCOPTER

Roll On Floor Laughing, Can't Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

We ROFLCOPTER at you, when you try to eat cheese and crackers with chopsticks

by Boo Hootie Boo December 9, 2008

Roffy-hawt

adj. A girl or woman who possesses such natural beauty that she does not need any make-up to appear beautiful and looks good in any given situation.

Due to this natural beauty she is capable of pulling off any style or look while looking great.
Derived from Rothycat-hot

Person1: Did you see Amy? She just got out of bed and her hair is a mess, but she looks gorgeous as hell.
Person2: Yeah, she's really Roffy-hawt.

by Kongregatorz February 18, 2010

Roflolcookieplox

Roflolcookieplox is a word said if somebody wants a cookie really badly, when someone else is eating some cookies.

Person 1 is eating cookies.
Person 2 asks: Can I have a cookie?
Person 1 says no.
Person 2 asks: I can haz cookie??
Person 1 still says no.
Person 2 asks: Roflolcookieplox?
Person 1 gives Person 2 a cookie.

by DC Gold April 1, 2009

you rofl my waffle

Has no real meaning other than a synonym for ROFL. It happens to be catchy, rhyming, and also somewhat homosexual.

You rofl my waffle! Tee-hee!

by progamer124 February 5, 2004

roflmaowlsiaowposaane

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while licking someones intestine and ovaries while peeing on somones asshole and naked emus

urmom:whats up
me: the sky
urmom: roflmaowlsiaowposaane

by effmeuptheahole December 1, 2006

rofl sandwich

A spinoff of rofl. Just another way of saying "rolling on the floor laughing."

rofl sandwich is derived from roflmao being interpreted as "roffle mayo" as in "roffle mayonnaise".

i'll have a rofl sandwich, hold the mao.

by ryan y February 23, 2005