ratchet sauce

1) n. A delicious concoction of alcohol and apple sauce (typically involving a dark, sweet vintage).
2) adj. A mixture of alcohol with literally anything else.

1) Subject 1: "Hey man, did your Hepatitis C finally clear up?"
Subject 2"Yeah dude, I drank a sh*tload of ratchet sauce and it just f**kin' went away. Crazy sh*t."

2) "Judge me not by how ratchet sauce my car is, but only by how ratchet sauce my dining utensils are."

3) "That sauce is hella ratchet. Thus, it's some serious ratchet sauce."

by Spoondolf May 4, 2014

ratchet board

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.

1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"

by Louis K April 23, 2005

Ratchet sex

Hood rat sex pounding with only selfishly orgasmic goals, no concern for the partner.

Man, we had ratchet sex, I didn't give a fuck how she felt.

by Gorgeous Geek5454 October 8, 2016

Ratchet Duck

A Wild Party Acting Individual.

Yo Where My Ratchet Duck At So We Can Hit Up the club tonite.

by CandyGurl_Wated July 11, 2009

Ratchet Hipster

A diva, mostly from a small town or city that has reason to believe that she is different than everyone else. Unfortunately she is wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include but are not limited to:
-Owning a Samsung Galaxy
-Blares anything by The 1975, Lana Del Ray, Panic at the Disco, Imagine Dragon, Empire of the Sun, AWOLNATION, Brothertiger or any other miserable ass band
-Rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-Has curly hair that you can not tell if she just got out of bed or had to fight a hobo for a dollar found on the street and is dyed at least thrice
-Wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly black), black 8 inch heels (or higher depending on how god-awful they look), a button up shirt that looks like she took it from the hobo from the previous statement (to accent the mismatched shirt underneath it) and 4 layers of henna on her arms to show how good of an "ARTIST" she it
-Repeatedly uses ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boss", "Fetch", "dope", "really", "ratchet", "actually", "Chillin", "yippie ki yay a and shit", "consumerism", etc to make a valid statement
-tries to speak in a British accent to see how long she can do it without breaking character when traveling
-Has a scream voice that would make the singer of Behemoth cringe
-Is commonly known as a "rockstar"

If spotted please report to random people saying "WOW! Look at her IS she a ROCKSTAR? She must be all Ratchet Hipster."

WHOA that girl with the flannel shirt, listening to The 1975 in her Touareg is a ratchet hipster!

by ratchethipstergirl February 9, 2014

Ratchet Jaw

When you do a lot of Coke or Crank & your jaw involuntarily moves in and out or back and forth.

I did a line of glass last night and I still have ratchet jaw, I'm going to be sore as fuck tomorrow.

by Cum Slinger November 6, 2015

Ratchet Cap

Using the vernacular meaning of the word "ratchet"(i.e. a synonym for trashy, slutty, drunk possibly all at the same time) Ratchet Cap applies to a place that is so "ratchet" that it might be considered by passers by to be the most ratchet place currently in existence, or the Ratchet Capitol, which is too many sylables for someone who is actually in the ratchet state of mind. Therefore the term is abbreviated as Ratchet Cap.

Dude1: Dude Why are we throwing beads at these drunk Ho's? It aint even Mardi gras?

Dude2: nah man Panama is the Ratchet cap, don't matter when it is throw beads see boobs.

by The Ako April 23, 2014