Clown Question

A question intended to make the person responding look foolish.

Can be used to "clown" the person asking the question.

"That's a clown question. bro." Bryce Harper

by EZ343 June 22, 2012

Answer the question bitch

Are you doing it to find fat cocks or are you taking a break from fat cock?

Hym "Answer the question bitch! Answer the question before you come it me for ANYTHING, bitch! What is it? What's the answer? You're mad because I'm right. You don't like it when people you don't like are right so you go on your little diatribe about ME as though you're not just sitting there and taking my word on everything I say. Is it fat or not bitch? Are you going outside of the relationship to suplant the fat cock that is not there... Now... Which is it? Answer the question.... Bitch..."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

Dick washing question

A trick question. It goes,someone asks you:"will you suck my dick if I wash it?". And they usually say:"no". And then they say: "You dirty dick sucker". It also doesn't get you off the hook if you say yes.

Did he get the dick washing question on you?

by Deep blue 2012 May 2, 2010

Questing

The act of playing EverQuest, an online role-playing game similar to World of Warcraft, often for hours at a time.

Ali: What is Eric doing?

Rhonda: Questing.

Ali: Still!?

Rhonda: Yes, he has been Questing all day.

by Eric's wife May 10, 2009

Loaded Question

The type of question a woman asks a man when she doesn't have the money to buy her own chocolates.

This type of question may also be asked asked if her desk has been bereft of flowers for more than two weeks.

So the latest loaded question she asked me was if a pair of pants made her ass look less fat...I just bit the bullet...realized I couldn't win...and called the florist down the road. The owner said she was thinking of naming her newest flower and candy combo after my wife.

by Shane C. Gray April 3, 2011

quick question

The plea occasionally comes from a pain in the ass office worker who is clueless and wants help desperately. He does not have a "quick question." The question is not the issue: he usually requires a quick answer that is not easily given. He gives the appearance of knowing what he is talking about but needs a tutorial on how to load a stapler. This guy (sorry men: this stupid question normally does not come from a woman) is not long for the company if he asks this kind of shit all the time. The worst offenders will use "air quotes" when asking a "quick question."

Hey dude, can I ask you a "quick question" about the sales meeting this afternoon?

by Paul Warshauer March 24, 2008

stupid question

A question so obvious the asker must be an idiot not to know.

Often however, used in a sarcastic tone/context to make the other party look stupid. Making the asker very clever.

Closely related to the Rhetoric question.

So exactly how in hell did you pass med school again?

Shut up, stop asking stupid question

BURN!

by CommandoDude March 24, 2008