Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011

Quirky Queer

Someone who is quirky, queer, and has depression (also obsessed with The Owl House)

The Owl House has lots of Quirky Queers.

by QuirkyQueer April 20, 2022

panda queer

A gay asian

My Asian karate blackbelt friend is a panda queer.

Word? My Vietnamese neighbor is a panda queer too.

by SpicyWeiner58 March 20, 2017

Music queer

A person who overly obsesses over music, goes as far as looking up new music to seem "cool" to his friends.

Person 1: "Guys look at this new song that I just discovered, bet you've never heard it before."
Person 2: "Shut up, music queer."

by FlyingPotato38 February 21, 2017

totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.

Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!

by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 25, 2013

Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.

"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"

by missiwis June 2, 2019