quad

To be a total uncoordinated, clumsy tool.

Chalm: Hey, why are all these beer bottles broken?

Damo: I quaded while coming up the stairs.

by Van Def May 17, 2005

what the quad!

Something you say when something bad or surprising happens. The word "quad" takes up the space of any real cuss word. Also saying "What the quad?!?!" infront of emo kids confuses them and causes them to feel even more isolated. Saying it in front of posers will inevitably cause them to start saying it excessively within the next week.

One of your friends: "do you like my Fallout boy T-shirt?"
You: "what the quad!"

by WaffleMachinez December 22, 2008

Quad

1/4 of an ounce of marijuana or 8 grams

A quad was sold to me earlier....party

by BamBam01 September 10, 2009

Quad

A gay person that's always on all fours.

I bet that quad's hands and knees are all fucked up.

by eLTeezy August 25, 2010

the quad

sexual move, while licking the clit, put a finger in the pussy, with the same hand put a finger in the ass or just rub it (do the hook em horns with your hand, bend your pinkey in if she just wants it rubbed) and play with a nipple with the other hand

it the quad is to freaky for her or to advanced for you to perform, start out with the trifecta, stay away from the ass

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

Four-way-quad-shit

When four guys go to the bathroom and use the ONLY four stalls at the same time. They empty their systems, wipe and flush all at the same time. The force from the 4 toilets flushing at the same time, leaves one toilet unflushed and this toilet must be left unflushed. During the Four-way-quad-shit, the four individuals may discuss different issues such as whether or not it is possible to wipe using only two squares.

However this process is quite secretive to the four individuals and to prevent from scaring people who are unaware of it, In public it must be referred to as the quad.

I had to go pretty bad, so I asked my buddys if they wanted to pull a Four-way-quad-shit.

by MOCKTRIAL July 19, 2010

Quaddy

A slang term for a quadruple amputee.

I sure would hate to be a "quaddy" because they do not have both legs and both arms.

A "quaddy" uses a wheelchair.

by Legit-PWD January 18, 2011