Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.

I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!

by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

QUAKE

another word for manwhore or player. basically an attractive douche bag who sleeps with a lot of girls

that guy is such a fucking quake. stop talking to him please or you will get preggers...and die

by altschulerbartelmeade September 25, 2010

Quaf

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.

Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!

by wrestlerpogo May 11, 2011

Quaff

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.

When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.

by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin February 12, 2006

Quaker

Extremely Fast Talker, Who Never Slows Down & Mumbles During Most Of Their Rambling

Guy #1: God, Sarah is such a quaker, it's amazing anyone can understand her.
Guy #2: I know what you mean- I either can't catch a single sentence she said because she talks to fast-
Guy #1: Or she mumbles everything she says, exactly what I mean!

by Mystr E. Nigma October 26, 2015

Quafting

when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum

I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose

by Jay Bronsky February 20, 2009