Punting

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)

Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!

by katost May 8, 2011

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

Puttin in OT

The act of ditching friends to put in ungodly amounts of time on a girl.

Wow...Jeff didn't make it out again tonight? That fucker is really puttin' in OT on that bitch.

by Drix February 22, 2005

puttin' out

A term to describe what someone is doing, Also an act of having sex freely.

What's he puttin' out?
She puttin' out for everybody.

by SuperDave911 August 19, 2006

Potting

The laziest word to describe the consumption of marijuana.

Don't get your hopes up, you're nice and all, but she's only dating you because she doesn't have enough money for potting on her own.

by I_Was_An_RA?? September 15, 2010

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.

Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"

by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007